What movies have not aged well?
16.06.2025 04:23

You Only Live Twice
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-J W Pepper
How do I develop the patience to read books?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
Why do narcissists devour so much sugar (candy, ice cream, donuts, etc., in huge amounts at a time)?
Live and Let Die
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
A View to a Kill
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Ah so!”
How often do prisoners try to escape from jail/prison, and how many of them succeed?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Moonraker
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
What is one thing you've learned from life?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
What are some effective strategies for getting more upvotes on Quora?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Diamonds Are Forever